Sunday, September 2, 2018

Talking About Those Santas For Hire

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Ho ho ho. No? Fine. Not everyone can do it and sound like Santa himself anyway. But for those who actually can sound and look like him, that is impressive. To have the slightly pinkish face, white hair, and white beard? Way to rock Father Christmas. There are a lot of those in Dallas, we hear. So if you are looking for one to host as Mr. Claus himself, then take a walk around the place and get you Dallas Santa For Hire.

Jolly old men that could cosplay as Gandalf, Dumbledore or any wizard from Dungeons and Dragons. Those are really awesome. Unless we are talking about the hobos and homeless spread across the streets. They do not count. But maybe they will appreciate you hiring them for something?

Intelligent children probably know that Father Christmas does not exist. The Jewish children definitely know he is not real since they follow a different religion and celebrate a different holiday. What do they even think whenever they see Catholic kids talk excitedly about an old man who creeps into houses and leave presents?

That is neither here nor there. But it is fun to imagine all the same. This cartoon, South Park, the Jewish boy named Kyle Broflovski knows that Mr. Claus does not exist at all. But then he gets proven wrong when Santa Claus himself appears before him. Him and Jesus. That must have been a wild ride for him.

Of course, we cannot rule out the other wizard in that franchise. Have Saruman the White give a go at being Father Christmas. He may be evil and cunning, but that would serve as a twist in a Christmas movie when you imagine it. He is certainly a better alternative than our next character on this absurd list.

But you want to hire one for a party. Probably a childrens Christmas party, by the looks of it. Maybe borrow the ones already hanging out at the malls for that one party. Pay him well too. It is not easy to handle talking to children who are loud, obnoxious and spoiled. Or worse, a combination of all three.

In the case that the Santa you hire tolerates, even adores children, give him an extra tip. They are probably grandfathers who have grandchildren. They are the type to spoil and love children unconditionally no matter how nasty a kid is. These people are admirable. Maybe even at a lower tier than teachers.

Or maybe get your own family members that fit the role to play it. It might be a lot less hassle than getting a stranger. You can pay him fairly and a family reunion like this may be more fun than anticipated. Dress up as well to make it more hilarious and amusing.

The last one was just the right sort of plump. We hope this guy does not disappoint. Anyone with a beard can wear the get up but that takes talent and soul to bear the name Santa Claus and have kids to believe in it.




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